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A nun, badly needing to use the restroom, walked into a local Hooters. The place was hopping with music and loud conversation and every once in a while the lights would turn off. Each time the lights would go out, the place would erupt into cheers. Suddenly, there’s a huge thunder crash and bright flash of lightning, and the priest finds himself standing all alone on the golf course. Two Priests decided to go to Goa on vacation. They were determined to make this a real vacation by not wearing anything that would identify them as Priests. For once, they'll enjoy a vacation as regular people. I met a man on my way to St Ivory. He tipped his hat and drew his coat. I told you his name already. What’s his name? Discover the mysterious man’s name here.

The preacher was so pleased with the donkey that he entered it in the race again, and this time it won. The paper read: PREACHER’S ASS OUT IN FRONT. The lights flashed the bells rang and in she went through the pearly gates! Related Religious Jokes: Nuns have always been an object of fascination and humor for many people. Their unique way of life and their dedication to serving God has inspired countless jokes and one-liners.

Alright Sister, now just wash your hands in the Holy Water, and you may be admitted” and she does so. The priest doesn’t know what head is but he figures it’s bad if it is something she’s confessing to, so he gives her a couple of Hail Marys and an Our Father. One of the priests couldn't stand it and said. “Just a minute, young lady. Yes, we are priests, and proud of it, but I have to know, how in the world did YOU know?” I wasn’t going to.” Mother Superior replies, “I was just going to ask why you were wearing the Bishop’s slippers?” The ghost became an artist and painted hauntingly beautiful portraits, calling them “Spiritual Masterpieces”.

The parents sigh and say they have no idea what to do with him. The neighbor replies "I know you're Jewish but try Catholic School. Those nuns instill serious discipline in children." No, my son, I could never enter such a place... but how about this. Take my tin cup with you and fill it with this "scotch" you mentioned. Bring it out to me and I'll try it." Sisters Mary Stigmata, formerly Mary Clarence, ten thousand dollars in parking fines. I wonder if that will cover all your sins!” – Maggie Smith, Sister ActWhat is a common trait between a person with a lisp and a nun? They both have a fondness for the Faith book. Enter the world of holy hilarity with our collection of priest and nun jokes! These jokes delve into the humorous interactions, playful banter, and comical dynamics between priests and nuns.

she meets another nun who smiles and says “Someone got out of the wrong side of the bed this morning!” What is the meaning of innocence? A nun working in a condom factory believing she’s producing sleeping bags for mice. So there's a bad jewish kid and he swears all the time. He gets expelled from school. His behavior combined with the town he lives in being so small where everyone knows everyone's business, causes his family to become pariahs. While he is waiting in the doctor’s reception room, a nun comes out of the doctor’s office. She looks very ashen, drawn and haggard.

When the smoke clears she sees two honest to goodness leprechauns standing in front of her, looking just like the legends said they looked. Fine green clothes, top hats, red mutton chops and standing about two feet tall. One stares at his feet sheepishly. The more confident one speaks Two nuns are cycling through the old streets of Florence. Out of breath, the first nun says, “I’ve never come this way before.” The only thing worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm is biting into an apple and finding half of a worm. Why did the nun bring a telescope to the observatory? She wanted to gaze at the wonders of the divine universe. Slightly annoyed at having to listen to the nun, the man told her, "Listen sister, I work hard for my money and sometimes at the end of a long day I like a drink or two. That doesn't make me a bad person. I have a wife I idolize and two wonderful kids at home. I provide for my family, I volunteer my time to several local service clubs and I contribute regularly to various charities. Yet you stand here and condemn me just because I drink the occasional glass of scotch!"