Two Margarines and Other Domestic Dilemmas! John Shuttleworth's Guide to Everyday Life

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These facts alone were enough to have me avoiding margarine for life and anything else that is hydrogenated (this means hydrogen is added=2C changing the molecular structure of the substance)..Eating margarine can increase heart disease in women by 53% over eating the same amount of butter according to a recent Harvard Medical Study Fellows described the song as "one of those daft ideas that's been sent from the gods of light entertainment." The song was briefly featured in the video game "Grand Theft Auto IV" on the in-game radio station K109 The Studio.

The line "Two margarines, how I long for the day when there's only one" suggests the narrator's desire for simplicity and clarity. It reflects a longing for a life where decisions are straightforward and the paralysis caused by overthinking is absent. However, the wife's remark, calling him "a lunatic," serves as a gentle reminder that his preoccupation with insignificant choices may be more problematic than the choices themselves.My wife thinks I am crazy for worrying about having two margarines, but for me, it's like a nightmare. On a literal level, the song revolves around the narrator's frustration and confusion caused by having two margarines. It becomes a "nightmare scenario" as he contemplates which margarine to use for his scone, emphasizing the trivial nature of his dilemma. The repetition of the phrase "Two margarines on the go" reinforces his exasperation and highlights the seemingly disproportionate significance he places on such a mundane issue. Metaphorically, the two margarines symbolize choices or decisions the narrator faces in life. The repetition of the phrase "Two margarines in my life" suggests that the decision-making process itself can be overwhelming, even when the choices may seem insignificant. The narrator's obsession with the margarine situation could represent his tendency to magnify and obsess over decisions, painting him as an individual who struggles with even the smallest of choices.