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The Funniest Cricket Quotes: Humorous Quotations For All Sports Fans (Funniest Sports Quotes)

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A very small crowd here today. I can count the people on one hand. Can’t be more than 30″– Michael Abrahamson The sight of Imran [Khan] tearing fearsomely down the hill and the baying of the crowd made me realise for the first time that adrenalin was sometimes brown" - Simon Hughes This ground is surprising. It holds about 60,000 but when there are around 30,000 in, you get the feeling that it is half empty" - Ravi Shastri Words uttered by Steve Waugh to Jamie Siddons when the former was urging the Aussie skipper to hurry up in a Sheffield Shield match. Though not known as a witty and sarcastic character, Rahul Dravid has also had some fun with the mic in his hand. Commentating during the India-Pakistan match in ICC World Cup 2015, Dravid had everyone dying with laughter with his reply to Shoaib Akhtar.

At the end of the classic 2005 Ashes series, every England squad member was awarded an MBE. This included Paul Collingwood who came in for the very final match at the Oval. This can only help England's cause" - Ian Botham on hearing that Geoffrey Boycott is to coach the Pakistan batsmen before their 2001 tour of EnglandAfter Jayasuriya recovered in few minutes and stood up, Dev said, “Jayasurya ki wife ko chinta nahi karni chahiye ab sab thik hai (Jayasuriya’s wife should not worry much, everything’s all right now)”. YES, YOU READ THAT RIGHT!! 7. “I think we are all slightly down in the dumps after another loss.” Ted Dexter. (Photo Source: YouTube) The other advantage England have got when Phil Tufnell is bowling is that he isn't fielding" - Ian Chappell Fred Trueman to an Australian batsman as he turned to shut the gate. 13. “Man it don’t matter where you come in, the score is still zero!” Like an elephant trying to do the pole vault" - Jonathan Agnew as heavyweight Pakistan captain Inzamam-Ul-Haq falls over his own stumps

get him out, and when he is out he goes in and the next man in goes out and goes in. There are two men called umpires who stay all out all the time and they decide when the men who are in are out. In my day 58 beers between London and Sydney would have virtually classified you as a teetotaller" - Ian Chappell, after batsman David Boon drank 58 cans of beer on the flight from Australia to England She was a lovely lady and quite ample. In fact, Muttiah Muralitharan would have had plenty of room to sign his name" - David Lloyd, asked to sign a woman's cleavage IMAGE: 'Have you ever heard of a temporary captain, Mayank?' Rishabh Pant asked Mayank Agarwal while welcoming Australian Captain Tim Paine to the crease. Photograph: Michael Dodge/Getty Images

16. But there were some who gave it back to Hughes. Like English batsman Robin Smith.

Boy George would be considered straight at the University of Western Australia" - Kerry O'Keefe casting doubts about the tests done by the University on Muttiah Muralitharan's controversial bowling action Being the manager of a touring team is rather like being in charge of a cemetery - lots of people underneath you, but no one listening" - Wes Hall

The bowler's Holding, the batsman's Willey" - Brian Johnston as Peter Willey faces up to Michael Holding*There are different versions of this tale. Some claim that Jardine was actually complaining on Harold Larwood's behalf to the Aussie vice-captain Vic Richardson (Ian and Greg Chappell's granddad, by the way).

Trevor Bailey was a long-time colleague of Brian Johnston’s at Radio 3’s Test Match Special and this is one of many memorable lines. John SnaggeIn an England versus Australia Test during the early 1960s Fred Trueman was fielding close to the gate from the pavilion.

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