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These funny Valentine's Day poems are free for use on personal greeting cards, provided that the author's name (Joanna Fuchs or Karl Fuchs) and our Web site address, www. Doubt thou the stars are fire; Doubt that the sun doth move; Doubt truth to be a liar; But never doubt I love. Roses are brown, Violets are brown, I really wish my neighbor would stop letting his dog poo on my lawn. Emily Stedman is the former Features Editor for GoodTo covering all things TV, entertainment, royal, lifestyle, health and wellbeing. Letting your Valentine know of your sweet feelings and bubbling desire is no easy task if you're not yet together.The primary aim of the poems is always to amuse rather than to shock and the use of language may be graphic, but it is not gratuitous. And after you've showered them in love, affection and a sentimental gift, it's always customary to give your romantic other that all important card.

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Please tick if you would like to receive news, offers and information from our trusted and carefully selected partners that we think you might like. Remember, yourValentine’s cardshows you care enough to send the very best even though you’re too lazy to put it in your own words. Two things to remember when it comes to writing your significant other rude Valentine's poems: be sure they share your sense of humor and avoid being so crude that you run the risk of insulting rather than amusing them.I love you much most beautiful darling more than anyone on the earth and I like you better than everything in the sky. Roses are red, violets are blue, I think I’m a Facebook Covid policeman and I suspect you are only exercising when the sun’s out which means you’re selfish, and I’m watching you.